Greetings, friends and anus-touchers (you know who you are!)

To update my 2.74 readers, I'm a grown-up lady now (sort of), going to college and all that. I'm a biochemistry major and I love what I do. I'm turning twenty in three months, so if you're contemplating buying me a birthday gift, wrinkle cream might be in order.

It seems like just yesterday I was a fourteen-year-old gothling registering with devART to proudly display my angsty poetry. Where has the time gone? Soon I will be geriatric.

Anyway, enough about all that nonsense. I'm just stopping by to clean up a bit. Maybe I'll stick around, perhaps even submit something. It seems more possible this time than it did the last seven or eight times I've said it, so who knows?

Hope everyone is well.

<3 Emp